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5 Reasons Why James Marsden Never Gets the Girl

5 Reasons Why James Marsden Never Gets the Girl

Marsden - The Notebook - FilmFad.com

1. Lon Hammond in “The Notebook” (2004)

Marsden’s Lon Hammond is inarguably done the wrongest in the pinnacle of chick flickery, “The Notebook.” Allie (Rachel McAdams), a nurse for wounded soldiers, meets the wealthy Lon Hammond, Jr., a well-connected young lawyer who is handsome, sophisticated, charming and, added bonus, comes from old Southern money. The pair eventually become engaged, although Allie still has her reservations a.k.a.  feelings for her one-time crush Noah (Ryan Gosling). After years of separation from Noah, Allie runs into him then immediately jumps into bed with him (or should I say jumps onto the floor with him)… at which point she decides to leave Lon and live with Noah. Noah immediately tells his side chick to leave and takes in Allie. Sheesh… Lon (and Noah’s Side chick) get(s) no respect!

 

The Dirty: Lon’s finance cheats on him then decides to marry the half crazy and financially lesser Noah, who (by the way) spent the last few years building a dream house for a girl he talked to one-time before the war… the dude is not right.

 

The Silver Lining: He doesn’t have to deal with Allie when she ultimately loses her mind.

 

Which flicks do you find to be the most notorious when it comes to ditching Marsden? We wanna know, so tell us in the comment section below!

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Since his wee lad-dom, Pooya has been a sommelier of cinema. It was likely some acting bug, fallen from the dust riddled ruby curtains of an enchanted old stage that did it. Those cinematic scarabs must have burrowed deep into his brain, irreversibly altering his mind, turning the poor boy down a dismal path. From his earliest years the strange boy would aimlessly wander the aisles of countless video rental stores, amassing his trivial knowledge with vigor. These actions befuddled the boy’s parents, who still would lovingly oblige his unusual attraction to the motion picture. Often seeking refuge in the cushioned seating of his local movie theater, the odd adolescent would immerse himself in the scripted and effects riddled realities unfolding on the screen before him. During his collegiate years, he was twice spotted on stage performing bizarre theatrical rituals before awe-struck audiences. When he departed from academia, he left behind his youth in exchange for a labor routine, but the strange young man never lost his long-cultivated love of film. Recently, Pooya was approached by FilmFad.com to join their budding team of entertainment bloggers. After hours of coaxing and an undisclosed number of honey jars, he accepted their offer. Finally he had come full circle. Finally, at FilmFad.com, he was home.

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Drew Russell

This is so true and Unfair.

Jia Drisdom

I actually did a Google search for “why does James Marsden never get the girl?” It totally sucks because it is so true. I always feel so bad for him because he is always such a good guy in his movies.

Anony Mpls

Your article does not describe “Why James Marsden Never Gets the Girl” as advertised. It lists five times that it did happen and rehashes those scenarios.

Really, dig deeper. Author and commenters alike.

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