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5 Reasons Why James Marsden Never Gets the Girl

Posted by | Jun 28, 2015 | | 3 |

5 Reasons Why James Marsden Never Gets the Girl

ANCHORMAN 2: THE LEGEND CONTINUES

3. Jack Lime in “Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues” (2013)

Well, that’s funny. ‘Cause I got nowhere to be because you pretty much destroyed my career. Do you realize what it did to me, by making myself call me “Jack Lame”? It was a living hell!

In “Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues,” Jack Lime is a GNN’s top prime-time star news anchor until Will Ferrel’s Ron Burgundy spills onto the scene. Slowly the reigning champ of NYC news is diminished and ultimately overshadowed by the scotch-fueled powerhouse that is Burgundy. Marsden’s Lime is even forced to refer to himself as ‘Lame’ upon losing a bet to the mustachioed Burgundy.

 

The Dirty: Once in the center of the Lime-Light, Marsden’s Jack Lime, is now just ‘Lame.’ How can you respect such Lame-ness?

 

The Silver Lining: He dies… I guess that isn’t much of a silver lining… or maybe he was spared further humiliation? At-least it was death by sparkler?

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Since his wee lad-dom, Pooya has been a sommelier of cinema. It was likely some acting bug, fallen from the dust riddled ruby curtains of an enchanted old stage that did it. Those cinematic scarabs must have burrowed deep into his brain, irreversibly altering his mind, turning the poor boy down a dismal path. From his earliest years the strange boy would aimlessly wander the aisles of countless video rental stores, amassing his trivial knowledge with vigor. These actions befuddled the boy’s parents, who still would lovingly oblige his unusual attraction to the motion picture. Often seeking refuge in the cushioned seating of his local movie theater, the odd adolescent would immerse himself in the scripted and effects riddled realities unfolding on the screen before him. During his collegiate years, he was twice spotted on stage performing bizarre theatrical rituals before awe-struck audiences. When he departed from academia, he left behind his youth in exchange for a labor routine, but the strange young man never lost his long-cultivated love of film. Recently, Pooya was approached by FilmFad.com to join their budding team of entertainment bloggers. After hours of coaxing and an undisclosed number of honey jars, he accepted their offer. Finally he had come full circle. Finally, at FilmFad.com, he was home.

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Drew Russell

This is so true and Unfair.

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Jia Drisdom

I actually did a Google search for “why does James Marsden never get the girl?” It totally sucks because it is so true. I always feel so bad for him because he is always such a good guy in his movies.

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Anony Mpls

Your article does not describe “Why James Marsden Never Gets the Girl” as advertised. It lists five times that it did happen and rehashes those scenarios.

Really, dig deeper. Author and commenters alike.

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